it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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