Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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