My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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