on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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