p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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