Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
The power of my boobs compel you
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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