Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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