There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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