No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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