i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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