Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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