I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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