Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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