im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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