Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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