let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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