i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You are the jesus of drinking
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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