I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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