is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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