I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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