my sisters under your porch take her home
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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