she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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