Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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