More tranny stories later!
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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