I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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