weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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