thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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