Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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