this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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