i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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