How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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