"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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