using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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