WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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