Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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