I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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