let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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