I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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