Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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