Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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