But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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