Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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