Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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