as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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