I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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