honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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