of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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