Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Pants 0. Shit 1.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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