What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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