O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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