Whod you bang
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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