we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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